Do you go down the rabbit hole?
The Banana Split
Tune in to the great debate. You don’t want to miss it.
Truth Be Told
The importance of listening.
With Me, Without Me
Will my answer be YES or NO? Nature steps in to guide me.
Finding Your Yes
Every Choice or Decision is an Energetic Exchange
3-D Communication
A special kind of message.
It’s All Hado
Geez, that’s a lot of cheese!
The Subconscious Saboteur
Dun-dun-dun! It’s back!
Use Your Words
The word is your oyster, and so is the world, when you use your words.
Halo
You’ll never believe what happened to me at a big-box name brand store.
State of Action vs State of Being
In the long run, it’s good to know which shoe fits.
1-800-KARMA
Living the dream within fifteen minutes or less.
My Wife Has The Hots For Brad Pitt
Need I say more?
The Belle
You too can dwell in the consciousness of “ALL IS WELL.”
The Nitty-Gritty
For every drain, there must be a gain.
Calling Card
It’s all about inspiration and a little bit of levity.
Go Higher
What to say to an ego that won’t let go.
Ursus Americanus
Tall, dark, and furry.
A Wise Word
Wise words from an 89-year-old hot shot to a newlywed husband.
“Not Now Honey”
It’s all about timing. Wait. Wait. Timing is everything in life.
I’m Learning To Love Myself
One moment at a time.
Not So Subtle
From subtle to sublime, it’s your choice every time.
Do You Have What It Takes?
It takes more than a dream.
It’s OK to be Afraid
I can do this. I can do this! Well, maybe not today.
The Particulars
When to share, and when to reel it in.
Showdown at the Chowdown
This town ain’t big enough for your artificial ingredients.
Body Language 101
Our bodies speak to us.
Deeply, Truly
How to take that first dive into the world of possibilities.
To Forgive
Forgiveness: Now that’s a hard pill to swallow.
The Conversation
A classic case of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Can’t vs. Won’t
Light bulb moment.
The Bear Facts
From follies to facts, and why we need to pay attention.
Free-range
Quieting the mind with some good old common sense.
In Pursuit of the Perfect Purse
It was time to graduate from Frugal High.
The Gift from Reality
Calling upon the masculine or feminine energy.
The Letter “A” Stands For
It’s a must-read!
Now Here’s the Plan
Honestly, I couldn’t help myself.
Fuss Butt
How not to freak out when company visits. But don’t listen to me. I freak out.
The Next Step
It’s all about the next step.
Sensei
My face takes on the appearance of a mood ring.
Pickles and Pop
Who does that?
The Transmutation of Fear
And right before my eyes . . .
Give Thanks
You’ll thank me.
In One Ear and Out the Other
A dose of realism over idealism.
Winning vs. Losing
It’s all a matter of how you show up.
Shields Up!
From shields up to creative Goddess.
You’re Too Nice
Don’t forget to pack your sense of boundaries.
Grow On
Unexpected advice from a spiritual counselor.
Lost In Translation
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH
True Grit
This is where my petticoat and I brave it alone.
The Bully and Her Sidekick
Shedding light on unconscious cruelty.
All Creatures Four Legged And Small
The word is out—party!
A Tale of Three Rabbits
They say, “Hop.” I say, “How high?”
Artistic License
Be creative, make mistakes, and if necessary, start over.
Hidden Surprises
Ew!
True Love
The “tsunami” hit around 3 p.m.
Mind Your Manners
But don’t forget to have fun.
Breathe
Memories of a Forgotten Lifetime
Work-arounds
The fireworks began a little earlier than planned.
Stop Being So Sensitive
My big reveal.
The Anatomy of Fear
This all took place within a nanosecond.
The Art Of Alignment
A unique path toward fulfillment and happiness.
Mirror, Mirror
My mother was the cement in my high heels.
Follow The Energy
I needed to get my good mood groove back.
Mistakes
My Higher Self decided it was time to step in on my behalf.
Are You In Your Element?
Loving it is reason enough.
The OC Diaries
I tried to hide my behavior at every opportunity.
Delayed
There is a good reason why.
Make a Wish
From homemade to home run.
Comfort
Plain and simple.
Your Karma Is Complete
Moving on to the next level.
Don’t Let It Die with You
Is it time to face your fears?
Rearview Mirror
His calm energy fortified my mind.
Black Beans
Trust me . . . there’s a story here.
That’s the Problem. What’s the Solution?
Can-do attitude.
Home Qi Home
Positive transformational Qi.
Heavenly Scent
Am I Right?
Lay The Blanket
Knowing that you are the right person for the job.
Mystery Unraveled
Should some things remain a mystery?
Pen and Paper
Much preferred.
The Superconscious Mind
The power of affirmations and what we choose to place in our energy field.
Breathe
Memories of a Forgotten Lifetime
The Virgin V
My annual OB-GYN visit.
Ah, the joys of aging. I recently saw my OB-GYN for some discomfort I was experiencing in my Hoo Hoo. Oh, go ahead and laugh, but I bet you have a nickname for yours as well. This sobriquet may come off as sounding infantile and sophomoric to some; however, the way I was raised, I am lucky to even know what a vagina is.
There was never a mention of this word between my mother and me. Not even a smidgen of a hint about the birds and the bees . . .
It was time once again for my annual exam. I made certain to wear my nicest pair of underwear, a favorite bra, and shaved from here to eternity. I also applied copious amounts of moisturizer all over my body. I was as slippery as a harbor seal, and ready for my examination.
As “Dr. OB” attempted to insert the speculum into my vagina, I gave out a most unbecoming yelp, “Ow, that hurts.” He then reached for his itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, petite sized speculum. Probably the tiniest he had ever held (to help alleviate the pain) for the narrowest vagina he had ever seen. We were both uncomfortable.
“Now, cough,” he said, as he patiently tried to locate my cervix. “Relax those knees.” At this point, I’m thinking about what to say to the kind doctor, when my body rudely interrupts, “Hey buddy, you get up here on this table with legs splayed for all to see. I dare you to try to relax, cough, and spread them all at once.” I used to be far more stoic in my younger days, and my Hoo Hoo, was once agreeable, supple, and plump.
After the culture was taken for the pap smear test, I was instructed to join the doctor in his office. The discomfort I am experiencing is most likely due to a thinning of the vaginal tissues, the vaginal lining. At one time, this lining was full and resilient like an overflowing reservoir. Now it has become thin, dry, and as flat as the Mojave Desert. I just hope there aren’t any tumbling tumbleweeds or prickly cacti inside there. Tortoises, I don’t mind so much.
The remedy is a twice-weekly estrogen cream applied to heal and tone the tissues of the V. First, however, I want to check into any possible side effects. If, for some reason it doesn’t work, then perhaps it will do wonders for my face and neck.
Aging is not fun. I want my 20-year-old body back. But truthfully, the wisdom and knowledge I have gained I wouldn’t trade for anything in the world. Not even for the promise of a newly minted virgin V.